The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
mother of god, we have all done a sin
Its like an animal abuse commercialTardar Sauce is the sweetest!
i sympathize with Tardar Sauce because we both suffer from bitchy resting face and people think we are grumpy but we are actually kinda nice
“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”
You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:
Because it’s really important:
Tom Riddle was humanized in death.
9.23 + the king of hell defending a service worker’s honour
EVEN THE KING OF GODDAMN HELL UNDERSTANDS
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
I will never not reblog
At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.
And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!
ETA: He’s been tracked down.
HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.
Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.
REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT
Wow. Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin is the type of asshole who threatens to rape people and then hides behind anonymity. Way to go, Brandon Bayard from Superior, Wisconsin.
favourite fall out boy photoshoots
new aesthetic: halloweenpunk
- the faint smell of candy in the air
- spooky lawn decorations
- fog machines
- orange/purple/black color scheme
- jack o lanterns
- monsters and other various creatures of the night
- fake blood
- skeleton gifs
- music ranging from ghostbusters to monster mash to thriller
reblog for halloweenpunk like for halloweenpunk